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Castle

The meme shows a castle with a skull-shaped entrance, set against a dark and cloudy sky. The text overlay reads, "YOU CAN LIVE IN THIS COOL AND BADASS CASTLE FOR 6 MONTHS RENT FREE BUT NO MORE SMOKING METH AND BEATING YOUR WIFE AND KIDS. COULD YOU DO IT??"

Wordplay

The image displays a text-based meme above a reaction image of basketball player LeBron James. The top half of the image features two columns of words. The left column lists words with the 'end' suffix highlighted in red: 'fri end', 'girlfri end', 'boyfri end'. The right column lists words with the 'king' suffix highlighted in yellow: 'smo king', 'drin king', 'twea king'. Below the text, LeBron James is shown in a Miami Heat jersey, looking directly ahead with a somber or pensive expression.

First day of school

A collection of items laid out on a grey fabric, resembling a backpack's interior. The items include a small bottle of Absolut Vodka, an inverted wooden cross, multiple beaded rosaries or necklaces in various colors, a box of Xanax tablets, and a folding knife with a wooden handle. Overlayed text in white reads "first day of school" followed by a pink heart emoji.

Squirrel

that thing found so crack!

Fentanyl

A crude drawing parodying the Pixar movie Inside Out. Sadness is looking worriedly at Joy in the control room, asking: "j-j-joy...? are you sure popping fent in a nasty club bathroom is gonna make Riley happy..?" Joy, looking wide-eyed and aggressive, yells back: "SHUT THE FUCK UP STUPID BLUE BITCH RILEY CAN QUIT WHENEVER SHE WANTS!!!!!!!!!!" while pressing buttons on the console. Disgust is seen in the background looking horrified.

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Cocaine

What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?

Cocaine.

Murder

You do 1 line, you're not a crackhead. You drink 1 beer, you're not an alcoholic. But I murder 1 person...

Friend

Friends call me crack miser, whatever I snort. My brain starts to distort! I'll be in court.

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