Stupid jokes
Once when I was 6, I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree.
Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl!
Heh, stupid orphan.
Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.
Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Timmy: *starts crying*
Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.
Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.
So I threw a coconut at her.
What do you call an Asian? A stupid gook.
You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?
I went to the store and I saw no oranges, and I went to ask the cashier:
"Cashier: Which one?"
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
"You are stupid. You can’t even ride a baby pony!"
Yo mama so stupid, she told the police a kid raped her.
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back with the milk!
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.
Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.
Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"
Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
My kid runs in today to tell me that he found a floating cow, but when he got me to come and see, all I saw was a piñata with a tail and white spots. Such a stupid child. So after that I gave him a nice refreshing drink from the toilet and a few of those chocolate sprinkles. (: I'm such a good parent...
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.
In a thick Russian accent:
"Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid Ukrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die."
Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.
Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.