Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her. Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the hunger games cuz she thought it was a eating competition. Yo mama is so ugly when santa claus saw her. He yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t" Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didnt let her leave Yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
Okay what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer
A pig that is stupid what do you call it a pious
*In thick Russian accent Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid urkrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die.
yo mama so stupid you could not even be born because of her idoitness
Why am i in jail? Because i wasnt invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.
my brother said bruh why you so ugly plus why do you stink. me: is that supposed to be a roast i got one for you. why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother in stead of her stomach you came out of her butt that's why you were born with brown spots on your head thats her poop you stupid fuckface. my friends: ouch thats got ta hurt.
There was a person inside, who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid so they put in people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor, and the 94th floor, literally.
Yo moma so stupid, that she sat on the tv and watched the couch We are in a matrix, wake up
How do you tell if a blond is really stupid
put a scratch and sniff on a bleach pod
Why do girls wear classic rock t shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique
yo mama so stupid she used a fork to save the milk from the cerial
Why are so many Americans stupid? Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
Yo momma so stupid she wrote this joke
what did the salt say to the vinegar during the sweet and sour dynasty? "STUPID VINIGGER!"
Ashley said to me one day that what is my name and I said my name is everyday life of stupidity
Yo momma so stupid she eats cardboard boxes thinking it's chocolate bars.
ur mum is stupid just like u
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.
Your mom is SOO stupid she was studying for a COVID test
