Yo dad's so stupid, he came back with the milk!
yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money
Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.
Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.
Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"
Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
My kid runs in today to tell me that he found a floating cow, but when he got me to come and see, all I saw was a piñata with a tail and white spots. Such a stupid child. So after that I gave him a nice refreshing drink from the toilet and a few of those chocolate sprinkles. (: I'm such a good parent...
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.
In a thick Russian accent:
"Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid Ukrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die."
Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.
Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.
My brother said, "Bruh, why you so ugly plus why do you stink?" Me: "Is that supposed to be a roast? I got one for you. Why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother? Instead of her stomach, you came out of her butt. That's why you were born with brown spots on your head. That's her poop, you stupid fuckface." My friends: "Ouch that's gotta hurt."
There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.
Yo moma so stupid, that she sat on the tv and watched the couch We are in a matrix, wake up
How do you tell if a blond is really stupid?
Put a scratch and sniff on a bleach pod.
Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
Why are so many Americans stupid? Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!
What did the salt say to the vinegar during the sweet and sour dynasty?
"STUPID VINIGGER!"
Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"
And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."
Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.
