New Stupid Jokes - Page 8 - Worst Jokes Ever

Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"

And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."

Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.

Your mum is stupid, just like you.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.

Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.

Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.

Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"

Yo mama's so stupid, she took a Covid test and got an F.

Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...

Donald Trump is so stupid his fanboys dislike this.

Yo mama is so stupid, she took her dog to the vet because she thought he had a tube of lipstick stuck between his legs.

Yo dad's so stupid, he came back after he got the milk.

Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna." Jack undressed, and she pulled up her dress so they could have some fun. But stupid Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.

*JMC*

ANOMALY-931

"Gwen"

Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.

Life is karma... because I was born, God gifted me with social awkwardness, sh*t athletic skills, and stupidity.

One day little Jonny is in class. It is the second day back to school. The teacher is annoyed with the kids, so she goes to the front of the class and says, "If you think you are stupid, stand up." Little Jonny stood up.

The teacher asked him, "Why do you think you're stupid?" Little Jonny said, "I don't think I am stupid."

Then the teacher asked little Jonny why he stood up. Then little Jonny replied, "I just felt bad seeing you standing here alone."