Stupid jokes
In a thick Russian accent:
"Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid Ukrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die."
Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.
Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.
My brother said, "Bruh, why you so ugly plus why do you stink?" Me: "Is that supposed to be a roast? I got one for you. Why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother? Instead of her stomach, you came out of her butt. That's why you were born with brown spots on your head. That's her poop, you stupid fuckface." My friends: "Ouch that's gotta hurt."
There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.
Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
We are in a matrix, wake up.
How do you tell if a blond is really stupid?
Put a scratch and sniff on a bleach pod.
Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
Why are so many Americans stupid? Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!
What did the salt say to the vinegar during the sweet and sour dynasty?
"STUPID VINIGGER!"
Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"
And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."
Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.
Your mum is stupid, just like you.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.
Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.
Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a Covid test and got an F.