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Stone Jokes

You should never try Afghan weed because people in Afghanistan get stoned to death.

Derrick and Clive. They have a song about a Dad with cancer and other extremely offensive subjects in a routine called "The Non-Stop Dancer." It is very funny, but it is made even funnier by Dudley Moore's drunken and stoned laughter through the song.

One of the best routines ever. Look it up on YouTube. They recorded them in the studio, but they are ad-libbing and extremely drunk.

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What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? -- American teenage girls get stoned *before* they have sex.