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Anonymous · 9 years ago

I was very lonely so I bought some shares. -- It's nice to have a bit of company.

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Shitpost master-general · 9 months ago

Soles

A four-panel comic strip. In the first three panels, a woman and a man are hanging Christmas stockings over a fireplace. The woman questions the tradition, saying, "Stockings are kind of a weird concept. Like, who came up with it? Who thought pulling things out of socks would be so exciting?" In the fourth panel, Santa Claus is sitting at a desk, looking intently at a laptop screen which displays a grid of photos/video feeds showing various close-ups of bare feet. Santa says, "Hell yeah."

Silly Sonka · 2 years ago

Stonks

The image is split into two panels. The top panel shows a picture of Winnie-the-Pooh with a slightly displeased expression with a text next to it reading 'I bought 100 shares of stock'. The lower panel shows the 'Stonks' character looking very satisfied with a text beside it reading 'I boght 8999 sharrs of stonk.'

Shirt

Wilkinsonburritos · 2 years ago

I wish my friends would give me this shirt

A black t-shirt with a picture of the Twin Towers. Instead of buildings, the towers are spaghetti and the words "Never Forgetti" are written on the shirt.

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