Stick Figure jokes
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.
How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree?
You wave at him.
What has 4 wheels, 2 legs, and loves his shoulder?
Stephen Hawking.
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at your front door?
Matt.
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
