Stevens

Stevens jokes

What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?

Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.

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  • Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.

    What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?

    If you throw water over them, they both die...

    God: “Steven, join us.”

    *sees the staircase to heaven*

    Steven: “Shit.”

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  • Why didn't Steven Hawkins get into fights?

    'Cause he couldn't stand up for himself.

    The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.

    Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?

    Mother: He died.

    Daughter: How did he die?

    Mother: He never got recharged.

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  • What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?

    Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."