Stevens jokes
Steven Hawking said there is no God,
Then God said there is no Steven Hawking.
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?
Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
The reason why Steven H. died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mousse.
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
God: “Steven, join us.”
*sees the staircase to heaven*
Steven: “Shit.”
Why didn't Steven Hawkins get into fights?
'Cause he couldn't stand up for himself.
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.
"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?
Mother: He died.
Daughter: How did he die?
Mother: He never got recharged.
Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...