Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
The reason why Steven H. died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mousse.
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
God: “Steven, join us.”
*sees the staircase to heaven*
Steven: “Shit.”
Why didn't Steven Hawkins get into fights?
'Cause he couldn't stand up for himself.
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.
Rueben glover is a Steven Hawkin spastic
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?
Mother: He died.
Daughter: How did he die?
Mother: He never got recharged.
Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
Why did Steven hawking die? He tried to get the free cracked version of windows ten
How did Steven Hawkings die? He had a power cut x
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.