Stevens

Stevens jokes

For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?

He blacks out.

What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?

As fat as Ben Dingley.

Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?

There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!

Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp!

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  • What happens when Steven Hawking dies?

    Take his iPad to Cash Converters.