Stevens jokes
Stephen Hawking couldn't take the stairway to Heaven, he had to take the lift.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t go up the stairs to heaven.
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?
He blacks out.
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
How does Stephen Hawking take a shit? He logs out.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
What noise does Stephen Hawking make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune.
Who is Stephen Hawking?
These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven Hawkings.
What does Stephen King call his wife...
The black hole.
Louis Day is Steven Hawkins' identical twin.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp!
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh, wait, he doesn’t walk.
Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?
Neither has he.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?
His shoulder.