What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
How does Stephen Hawking take a shit? He logs out.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
What noise does Stephen Hawking make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune.
Who is Stephen Hawking?
These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven Hawkings.
What does Stephen King call his wife...
The black hole.
Louis Day is Steven Hawkins' identical twin.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp!
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh, wait, he doesn’t walk.
Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?
Neither as he.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?
His shoulder.
What happens when Steven Hawking dies?
Take his iPad to Cash Converters.
Who's never the last man standing?
Stephen Hawking.
Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.
