Stevens jokes

There is a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking; at least one of them does something.

Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.

If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

He tried to update to Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.

What did Steven Hawking say?

Nothing.

What's Stephen Hawking's shampoo?

Head and Shoulders. 😊

What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.

Stairs.

Stephen Hawking can't stand stairs.

If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?

I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.

What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?

Stand-up comedy.

Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?

God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.

Steven Hawking was going to jerk off, nope. 😂

Why did people bully Steven Hawking?

Because he couldn't stand up for himself.

Q. Why can't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?

A. He can't get his wheelchair up the stairs.

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.

Steven Hawking said there is no God,

Then God said there is no Steven Hawking.

How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

The Windows XP log out sound.