Stevens jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a power cut.
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.
What was Stephen Hawking's name before he got his disease?
Stephen Walkins.
How did Steven Hawking die?
His wife needed a charger and plugged him out.
What were Steven Hawking's last words?
Error 404 File Not Found.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?
WiFi chips or his shoulder?
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He didn't pay his electricity bills.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of WiFi.
I'm really worried for Stephen Hawking, 'cause how is he going to climb the stairway to Heaven?
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.
Stephen Hawking couldn't take the stairway to Heaven, he had to take the lift.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t go up the stairs to heaven.
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.