The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!
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Steven Hawkings Publishers
Why didn’t Steven hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway not a rampway
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.
In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂
What was the one test that Steven Hawking couldn't pass?
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Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.
Steven Hawking's Sesh Cave, entry 50p, guaranteed Budweiser and ecstasy. Maybe a gram of heroin. You'll most likely see a mental 90-year-old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
have you ever heard steven hawkings sing? “head, shoulders, wheels and frames wheels and frames”
Have you walked into Steven Hawking's house yet?
Yeah, neither has he.
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
The reason Stephen sounds like a computer is because he ate his USB.
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
What was steven hawkins favourite drink
His dribble
There is a difference between my brother and Steven hawking, at least one of them do something
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
