Stevens jokes
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
How Steven Hawking died: because he moved too much during the day and ran out of juice.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!
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Kleenex
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Bicycle Helmet manufacturers
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Steven Hawkings Publishers
Why didn’t Steven Hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway, not a rampway.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.
In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂
What was the one test that Steven Hawking couldn't pass?
reCAPTCHA
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.
Steven Hawking's Sesh Cave, entry 50p, guaranteed Budweiser and ecstasy. Maybe a gram of heroin. You'll most likely see a mental 90-year-old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?
"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"
Have you walked into Steven Hawking's house yet?
Yeah, neither has he.
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
The reason Stephen sounds like a computer is because he ate his USB.