No. Stephen Hawking wasn't the first man to walk on the moon.
What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.
They say Jesus walked on water. That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
How do you execute Stephen Hawking ? The electric wheelchair.
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q. but still had to learn how to be disabled.
Who said ' That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind ? Not Stephen Hawking.
What is Stephen Hawkings favourite football anthem ? You'll Never Walk Alone.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike ? Hey look...no hands...or legs.
Stephen Hawking doesn't go for a stroll. He goes for a roll.
I'll tell you a good joke. Stephen Hawking went for a walk.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair ? At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.
Wipe your feet before entering but in Stephen Hawkings case it is Wipe your wheels.
If you look up the word Wheelchair in a dictionary you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
Why is he called Stephen Hawking ? Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.
Funny how Hawking rhymes with talking and walking and he can't do either. And first 4 letters of his Christian name spells step and he also can't do that.
What was Stephen Hawkings favourite line in Rambo ? Don't push me.
Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.
Stephen Hawking is to wheel chairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.
If Stephen Hawking was a boxer he would roll with the punches.
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
