Stephen

Stephen jokes

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Because his wife changed the Wi-Fi password.

Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?

"No computers allowed on the test!"

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.

What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"

A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."

"Then how about Karaoke?"

To which he replied, "I have two left throats."