Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
what did Stephen Hawking say when he died. Boo Boo Doo.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His left shoulder.
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...
Then IT hit me.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.
Nobody.
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.
I think I know why Stephen Hawking died, he pressed Alt+F4.
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"Windows 10 shutting down."
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
