You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty, the Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂
what makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar? They can't stand up for themselves.
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.
What do you call someone smart and dead?
Stephen Hawking...
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
Stephen landed at Tilted and got 199 pumped, he's 1 shot!
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
WHY DID STEPHEN HAWKIN DIE BECAUSE HES SLIGHTLY GINGER
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.
I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!
What did Stephen Hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter? Beep boop beep beep boop.
