What do you called Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels
When Stephen Hawkins died he saw the stareway to heaven. He thought to himself oh god this is awkward
What would Stephen Hawking do to get drunk Over charge himself
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.
What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawking's coffin.
Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.
A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking.
I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.
My phone was at 10% and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen hawkin
What's black and at the top of a staircase Not Stephen Hawking
Stephen was a great person, and he will be greatly missed but I enjoy these jokes too much to not stop
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him when he came home drunk?
Nothing... she couldn't tell.
Its Weird How Stephen Hawking's Last Name Sounds Like Walking and Talking but he Could Not do Neither of Those!
If Stephen hawking got into a fight he could not stand up for himself
Sucks Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.
I saw stephen king using an atm it is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down
knock knock whos there not stephen hawking
Now touring: Stephen Hawking unplugged.
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?
Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
I was both shocked and amazed to hear Stephen Hawking kicked the bucket.
