God: “Stephen join us” *sees the staircase to heaven*. Stephen: “shit”
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?
He had an affair with Alexa.
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheel chair
Miss Stephen likes kids like she likes wine: 15 years and in isolation.
Why did Miss Stephen get divorced? She didn't float, too.
The reason Stephen hawking died is because he drove to far away from the wall the cord unpluged
Is Stephen Hawking a physicist now?
No, because he is dead.
zaine davis and stephen hawking fuck each others brains out
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
How did Stephen hawking die. He lost a water gun fight
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
whats the difference between Stephen hawking and a tap the tap can run
What were Stephen hocking's last words?? Error, error, error System shutting down
Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.
