Stephen hawkings jokes
What do you call someone smart and dead?
Stephen Hawking...
What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi connection.
Now that Stephen Hawking is dead, the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.
When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend, he said, "It's simple, she pushes all the right buttons."
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite lunch? Eggs and shoulders.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
Stephen Hawking missed assembly this morning.
What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips.
If Stephen Hawking was so fucking smart, why hasn't he learned to walk yet?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
If Stephen Hawking is dying, where do I take him, Currys PC World, or a hospital?
Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies?
The Windows shutdown sound plays.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? Stephen can't walkie and Stephen can't talkie.
Stephen Hawking walked into a bar. Just kidding :(
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of comedy? Stand up.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?
His shoulder.
Stephen Hawking's death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.
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