Stephen hawkings jokes
What did Stephen Hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter? Beep boop beep beep boop.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for his breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
His shoulder.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
There's a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking.
At least Stephen Hawking does something.
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?
He had an affair with Alexa.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.
What did Stephen Hawking's computer say when he died?
"ERROR"
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost a water gun fight.
Why is Stephen Hawking in hell?
He couldn't get his wheelchair up the stairway to heaven.
Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He ran out of battery life.
If Stephen Hawking is dying, where do I take him, Currys PC World, or a hospital?
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."
If Stephen Hawking was so fucking smart, why hasn't he learned to walk yet?
Stephen Hawking missed assembly this morning.
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?
A:) Tesla
Stephen Hawking didn’t die. His charger broke.
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