Stephen hawkings jokes
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His core i5 Overheated. XD
Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell?
He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.
What was the one test Stephen Hawking couldn't pass? The beep test.
Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.
Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?
His shoulder.
Stephen was a great person, and he will be greatly missed, but I enjoy these jokes too much to not stop.
What is Stephen Hawking best at in basketball?
dribbling.
When Stephen Hawking found out about physics, he was speechless.
What happened the night Stephen Hawking came home wasted?
Nothing... wife couldn’t tell.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His shoulder.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
Sixty years ago, Stephen Hawking's teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams, kids. Reach for the stars.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of comedy? Stand up.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies?
The Windows shutdown sound plays.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? Stephen can't walkie and Stephen can't talkie.
Stephen Hawking's death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.
Now that Stephen Hawking is dead, the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.
Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.