Step Jokes

why do sisters hate u?

because ur their favorite step brother:P

What did the grape say when the Meerkat steped on it

It sayed nothing just let out a little wine

I just stepped on a corn flake. Im officially a cearel killer.

what happens to grapes when you step on them? they wine

How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:

1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝

These came down deep from my heart don’t let me down again, please.

i hate stairs their always up to something

I respect anyone who devotes there life to charity work

But I think Paul walker went a step to far

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2 simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you step 1. Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size) step 2 . Run through Africa with that bottle of water. Perfect now You got yourself half the population there following you

When you step on the weighing scale it shows your phone number!

Q- How did Helen Keller get a concussion A-she kept on stepping on a rake

At school this gurl was like u ugly and I'm like gurl ur mirror cracks the moment u step in front of it

i stepped on a cornflake, they acused me of a serial killer?

one day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy then they heard a sound from the bushes, instead of looking down they both ran.

two years later they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial they asked him if he has ever been caught he said "No but a couple was walking as soon as i killed a girl i jumped into a bush they didnt know i was there but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down then he and his girlfriend ran."