Steering jokes
When Mother Teresa went to heaven, she was greeted by Saint Peter with a halo for her dedication to the needy. After walking around for a while, she saw Lady Diana with a bigger halo. She got angry at Lady Diana and went to Saint Peter and asked him why she had a bigger one, and Saint Peter said, "Oh, that’s not a halo, that’s a steering wheel."
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
How did Helen Keller drive?
One hand on the wheel, one hand on the road.
When a plane is having turbulence, it’s just the pilot shaking the steering.
Shipmate: Captain, there’s an iceberg and we need to steer around it right now!
Captain: My momma didn’t raise no pussy. Either that iceberg is gonna move or I am.
I went to the doctor because I had a steering wheel in my pants, and it was driving me nuts.
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg, and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants."
The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts."
What do cows eat for breakfast?? Steer cereal.
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick.
The bartender asks him why.
And the pirate says:
"Argh, It's driving me nuts."
How does Hellen Keller drive?
With one hand on the wheel and the other on the road.