its so sad that Stephen hawkings cant stand up for himself
Why was Stephen hawking always bullied? Because he couldn’t stand up for himself
My friend told me I should be a stand up comedian but... I prefer sitting
None of these jokes really took off
A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon.He tells those who believe in god to stand up and leave.To the children who don't leave ,he says ,"Do not worry my children,I shall make thou 'hole-y' as well."He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.
I was in a public bathroom in a handicap stall, and when I got out, a handicapped man told me that I was an a**hole. I told him, "Bet you won't stand up and say that to my face," and then he broke down.
friend: My bike doesn't have a kick stand so it can't stand up.
me: nah it's just two tired.
Apparently Steven Hawkins was a stand up kind of guy
Why do u make fun of disabled people they
cant stand up for themselves.
Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up. Class: *no one stands up* Teacher: Oh c'mon. I know someone over here is dumb. *waves her finger around the left side of the room* Little Johnny: *stands up* Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think you're dumb? Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad you're standing alone.
I should be ashamed of myself for making all these jokes at the expense of the disabled! after all, they can't even stand up for themselves
What type of comedy can't steven hawking do?
STAND UP COMEDY
What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician on a wheel chair? Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.
Why did people bully Steven Hawkins?
Because he couldn't stand up for him self
Why is stephan Hawkins a bad husband? Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied He couldn’t stand up for him self
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady but no one knew because he couldn't stand up.
Steven Hawkins has enough money to stand up but can’t grab the money
A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, "If you're happy and you know it..."
The room was full of arm amputees.
Why didn't steven Hawkins get into fights
Cause he couldn't stand up for himself
