If the teachers tells you stand up if your not gay and there’s that one kid in the wheelchair
I bulled a handicap today
What is he gonna do stand up for his self
What do you call the worst joke ever?
Well according to my mom, I am.
why was the short person a coward.they didnt stand up to challenges
So I went to a mall and I was finna buy sumn...and I saw a little boy and he said "hello",so then I past by him and he said "hi" and I was like "hi nigga" and he said "um just wondering sumn..."i mean I like jokes but what is dark humor?" And i was like "umm🤔.. its like 🤔🤔...like you see that guy with out legs? Tell him to stand up"...and he said "I'm blind nigga" and I said "exactly homie"...aight nigga peace and look out😏😉
Some one Telling a joke: Boy: my parents are dead Girl: My grandad is too Orphan who listened to it: that joke is dead Person who told the joke: so is ur family
I went to a stand up show with the person who made my like a joke
Why are feminists jealous of men?
Because men don't have to stand up to piss.
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied? Because they can never stand up for themselves
Why does Steven hawkings only do one liners?
Cause he can’t do stand up
Why did the people think Stephen hawking was disrespectful? Cause he didn’t stand up for the national anthem
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common? A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
Me: I want to be a stand up comedian Friend: You have to be able to stand up
Why couldnt proffessor xavier fight magneto? because he couldnt stand up for himself
There are 4 people in a line three stand up and say we are standing up for cancer and then thers the one in the weelchair
Yo man, stand up
*short person stands*
No, seriously man, stand up
Why do disabled always get picked on?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves
why would a dead guy lie?
because he can't stand up
Teacher: " Stand up class" She is sitting down. Teacher: " Whoever stands up is stupid."
I ran into a dwarf and he said: "Well, I’m not Happy."
Then which one are you?
