If the teacher tells you to stand up if you're not gay and there's that one kid in the wheelchair.
I bullied a handicap today.
What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?
What do you call the worst joke ever?
Well, according to my mom, I am.
Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.
So I went to a mall and I was finna buy something... and I saw a little boy and he said "hello," so then I passed by him and he said "hi," and I was like "hi nigga," and he said, "um, just wondering something... I mean I like jokes, but what is dark humor?" And I was like "umm🤔.. it's like 🤔🤔...like you see that guy without legs? Tell him to stand up"... and he said "I'm blind nigga" and I said "exactly homie"... aight nigga peace and look out😏😉
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
I went to a stand up show with the person who made my life a joke.
Why are feminists jealous of men?
Because men don't have to stand up to piss.
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied? Because they can never stand up for themselves
Why does Steven hawkings only do one liners?
Cause he can’t do stand up
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
Me: I want to be a stand-up comedian.
Friend: You have to be able to stand up.
Why couldn't Professor Xavier fight Magneto? Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
There are 4 people in a line. Three stand up and say "We are standing up for cancer," and then there's the one in the wheelchair.
Yo man, stand up.
*short person stands*
No, seriously man, stand up!
Why do disabled people always get picked on?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why would a dead guy lie?
Because he can't stand up.
Teacher: "Stand up, class!"
She is sitting down.
Teacher: "Whoever stands up is stupid!"
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.
