Stand for jokes
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
😂🤣
What do the initials POOP stand for?
Polacks Order Our Poop. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩
The "M" and "D" in "orphan" stands for Mom and Dad.
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
What do the initials FEMA stand for?
Federal Erection Management Agency.
NASA stands for "Nobody Already Seen Astronauts."
Boy: The F in orphan stands for family.
Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan.
Boy: Exactly!
Person 1: "I love KFC."
Person 2: "Yeah, me too!"
Person 1: "How many have you gotten?"
Person 2: "How am I supposed to remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?"
Person 1: "Chicken? What chicken? What do you think KFC stands for?"
Person 2: "Kentucky Fried Chicken?"
Person 1: "What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children."
Person 2: "BLOODY WHATT??"
What does RIP stand for on Maddie's head stone?
Raped in Portugal!
What does BLM stand for?
Black Lust Matters.
When you tell your friend he’s a simp and isn’t offended, say it stands for sucking intensely at monkeys' penises.
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots.
What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
Do you know the F in "orphan" stands for family?
There is no F in "orphan".
Exactly.
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
The "d" in Africa stands for democracy...
NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.