Stand for jokes
What do the initials POOP stand for?
Polacks Order Our Poop. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
The "p" in Africa stands for peace.
The "M" and "D" in "orphan" stands for Mom and Dad.
What do the initials FEMA stand for?
Federal Erection Management Agency.
NASA stands for "Nobody Already Seen Astronauts."
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
Boy: The F in orphan stands for family.
Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan.
Boy: Exactly!
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
Person 1: "I love KFC."
Person 2: "Yeah, me too!"
Person 1: "How many have you gotten?"
Person 2: "How am I supposed to remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?"
Person 1: "Chicken? What chicken? What do you think KFC stands for?"
Person 2: "Kentucky Fried Chicken?"
Person 1: "What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children."
Person 2: "BLOODY WHATT??"
What does RIP stand for on Maddie's head stone?
Raped in Portugal!
What does BLM stand for?
Black Lust Matters.
When you tell your friend he’s a simp and isn’t offended, say it stands for sucking intensely at monkeys' penises.
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots.
What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
Do you know the F in "orphan" stands for family?
There is no F in "orphan".
Exactly.
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.
The "d" in Africa stands for democracy...