Stand for jokes

What does NASA stand for?

Nose and smelly astronauts.

🤔 What does BLM stand for? Blacks Love Masturbation 💘 💘 💘 💘 ☺ 😀 👍 👍

What does the Bible stand for?

Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth.

I asked what LGBTQ stands for, and I couldn’t get a straight answer.

The "w" in Africa stands for wealth.

The F in orphan stands for family... oh wait.

How are Stephen Hawking and Kaepernick so much alike? They both don’t stand for the national anthem.

P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.

What does ATM stand for?

Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.

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What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?

Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.

What does “JETS” stand for?

Jihadis Eradicating The Skyscrapers.

Why do orphans hate the letter F?

Because the F stands for the family that didn't want them.

What does DNA stand for?

National Dyslexic Association.

A guy in a wheelchair said, "I stand for Boris." But I think he meant he sat for Boris.

The "W" in Africa stands for water.

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.

The "W" in African stands for water.

What does Marine stand for?

My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment.

Do you know the F in "orphan" stands for family?

There is no F in "orphan".

Exactly.

What do the initials ACLU stand for?

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American Communist Lawyers Union.