Stand for Jokes

What does B.I.B.L.E stand for?

Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence.

What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.

What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.

What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.

What does “JETS” stand for?

Jihadis Eradicating The Skyscrapers.

What do the initials "MAD" stand for?

Mothers Against Democrats.

Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.

What do the initials UAW stand for?

United Awesome Whores.

What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benoît B. Mandelbrot.

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👨 👨 What does the initials GOP stand for?

👬 Gay man On Penis.

How are Stephen Hawking and Kaepernick so much alike? They both don’t stand for the national anthem.

What does PEMDAS stand for?

Penis enters my dad and sister.

What does Trump stand for?

Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.

What does the PH stand for in "orphan"?

A guy in a wheelchair said, "I stand for Boris." But I think he meant he sat for Boris.

Technoblade: It is high vitamin B.

Quackiity: What does vitamin B stand for?

Technoblade: Broke.

The "W" in Africa stands for water.

What does NASA stand for? 🍝🧇🍝🧇🍝

What does the F in orphan stand for?

FAMILY 😭😭

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Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.

What does NASA stand for? Nobody Asked, Someone Answered.

What does CNN stand for? The Counterfeit News Network.