Stand for jokes
A guy in a wheelchair said, "I stand for Boris." But I think he meant he sat for Boris.
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
What do the initials FEMA stand for?
Federal Erection Management Agency.
Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.
Do you know the F in "orphan" stands for family?
There is no F in "orphan".
Exactly.
The F in orphan stands for family... oh wait.
What does BLM stand for?
Black Lust Matters.
What does "Keo" stand for?
Kick Elmo more.
What does DNA stand for?
National Dyslexic Association.
Technoblade: It is high vitamin B.
Quackiity: What does vitamin B stand for?
Technoblade: Broke.
I got an F in science. F stands for Fantastic!
What do the initials ACLU stand for?
🤔
American Communist Lawyers Union.
The "p" in Africa stands for peace.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.
What do the initials FBI stand for?
Federal Bureau of Idiots.
What do the initials UAW stand for?
United Awesome Whores.
What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?
It’s the premium version of gay.
What does NASA stand for? 🍝🧇🍝🧇🍝
What does BLM stand for?
Bisexual Lives Matter.
🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙 💶 💶 💸 💶 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰💰 👍 👍 👌 👌 😍 😍✌️✌️ 🌭 🍌 🕳
👨 👨 What does the initials GOP stand for?
👬 Gay man On Penis.