Stand for jokes
What do the initials POOP stand for?
Polacks Order Our Poop. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩
What do the initials FBI stand for?
Federal Bureau of Idiots.
What do the initials CIA stand for?
Central Intelligence of A**holes.
The "M" and "D" in "orphan" stands for Mom and Dad.
NASA stands for "Nobody Already Seen Astronauts."
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
Boy: The F in orphan stands for family.
Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan.
Boy: Exactly!
What do the initials FEMA stand for?
Federal Erection Management Agency.
Person 1: "I love KFC."
Person 2: "Yeah, me too!"
Person 1: "How many have you gotten?"
Person 2: "How am I supposed to remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?"
Person 1: "Chicken? What chicken? What do you think KFC stands for?"
Person 2: "Kentucky Fried Chicken?"
Person 1: "What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children."
Person 2: "BLOODY WHATT??"
What does RIP stand for on Maddie's head stone?
Raped in Portugal!
What does BLM stand for?
Black Lust Matters.
When you tell your friend he’s a simp and isn’t offended, say it stands for sucking intensely at monkeys' penises.
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots.
What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
The "d" in Africa stands for democracy...
NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.
What does NASA stand for?
Need a star A.S.A.P.!