Stand for

Stand for jokes

Shit

What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.

What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.

What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.

UAW

What do the initials UAW stand for?

United Awesome Whores.

Acronym

🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙 💶 💶 💸 💶 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰💰 👍 👍 👌 👌 😍 😍✌️✌️ 🌭 🍌 🕳

👨 👨 What does the initials GOP stand for?

👬 Gay man On Penis.

Anthem

How are Stephen Hawking and Kaepernick so much alike? They both don’t stand for the national anthem.

Wheelchair

A guy in a wheelchair said, "I stand for Boris." But I think he meant he sat for Boris.

Vitamin

Technoblade: It is high vitamin B.

Quackiity: What does vitamin B stand for?

Technoblade: Broke.

Orphan

What does the F in orphan stand for?

FAMILY 😭😭

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