Stand for jokes
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
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What do the initials POOP stand for?
Polacks Order Our Poop. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩
What do the initials FBI stand for?
Federal Bureau of Idiots.
The "M" and "D" in "orphan" stands for Mom and Dad.
What do the initials FEMA stand for?
Federal Erection Management Agency.
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
Boy: The F in orphan stands for family.
Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan.
Boy: Exactly!
NASA stands for "Nobody Already Seen Astronauts."
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
Person 1: "I love KFC."
Person 2: "Yeah, me too!"
Person 1: "How many have you gotten?"
Person 2: "How am I supposed to remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?"
Person 1: "Chicken? What chicken? What do you think KFC stands for?"
Person 2: "Kentucky Fried Chicken?"
Person 1: "What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children."
Person 2: "BLOODY WHATT??"
What does RIP stand for on Maddie's head stone?
Raped in Portugal!
What does BLM stand for?
Black Lust Matters.
When you tell your friend he’s a simp and isn’t offended, say it stands for sucking intensely at monkeys' penises.
What does Army stand for?
Ain't Ready to be a Marine Yet.
What does Marine stand for?
Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Expected.
What does Marine stand for?
My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment.
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots.
What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.