
Stand for jokes
What does Army stand for?
Ain't Ready to be a Marine Yet.
You're so ugly whenever you say hi, people walk away and say that you were too ugly, and they go take a bath right away because you're so stinky.
They say that you look like your mama. Wait, your mama must be just like you because I can see her way from a mile!
You say you put on perfume, but every time I smell you, you smell like poo-poo. You're so ugly that when your mom looks in the mirror, you cry. You're so stupid the second-grade teacher had to tell you to go all the way to kindergarten. Head Start is every grade below you. You can't even go to the 20th grade, which stands for 9th grade. You can't even go to grocery stores, and people that tell you that you're so ugly give you compliments just to make you feel better. You know that everybody just likes you just because they just don't want to hurt your feelings, so just stay in your mind. Hey, you want to text Matt; you know it was you because every time you see you, you think that you matter. Matter fact, he doesn't even like you; he just wants your money girl. Who even likes you? 馃槇馃槇
What does NASA stand for?
Nose and smelly astronauts.
What do the initials CIA stand for?
Central Intelligence of A**holes.
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.
Must. Escape. Meme.
Existence is what meme stands for for some haters.
The "d" in Africa stands for democracy...
The "M" and "D" in "orphan" stands for Mom and Dad.
Lesbian stands for:
L: Loving
E: Extra
S: Shitty
B: Bitches
I: I
A: Am attracted to
N: Nice girls.
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn鈥檛 stand for anything.
What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
What does NASA stand for? Nobody Asked, Someone Answered.
The "P" in Batman stands for parents.
NASA stands for "Nobody Already Seen Astronauts."
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 馃挴
