What does the Bible stand for?
Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth.
Stand for Jokes
What does NASA stand for?
Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
😂🤣
What do the initials POOP stand for?
Polacks Order Our Poop. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
What do the initials CIA stand for?
Central Intelligence of A**holes.
What do the initials FBI stand for?
Federal Bureau of Idiots.
I always win arguments against my handicapped girlfriend; she can't stand for herself.
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
What do the initials FEMA stand for?
Federal Erection Management Agency.
What does RIP stand for on Maddie's head stone?
Raped in Portugal!
What does BLM stand for?
Black Lust Matters.
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
The "F" in "Orphan" stands for "Famulu."
What does NASA stand for?
Need a star A.S.A.P.!
P = Person (not original "pun")
P1: Hey girl! P2: I got a bf! P1: Well, I got a Lamborghini Aventador, a Bugatti Super Sports, a yacht, and a private plane. P2: BF stand for breakfast. P2: Oh, and also, where did you get all that stuff? P1: GTA5 P2: You motherfucker!!!
(Communications with this person are now blocked)
What does BLM stand for?
Biden loves millennials.
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.
