Stand for jokes
What do the initials CIA stand for?
Central Intelligence of A**holes.
I just figured out the "X" in Max stands for the button on Tinder every girl wants to press when they see him.
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
What does NASA stand for?
Nose and smelly astronauts.
The "w" in Africa stands for wealth.
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Penis enters my dad and sister.
The "S" in Putin stands for smart.
NASA = Not Africa North America. That's what NASA stands for.
NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots.
A mom and her two children were eating at a place while playing trivia when she asked what does AIDS stand for? Her son Dallyn has no idea, but her daughter Emberlee, who has always been a little odd, says, "An Intentional Disease." Her brother and mom just stared!
How are Stephen Hawking and Kaepernick so much alike? They both don’t stand for the national anthem.
What does the Bible stand for?
Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth.
What does “JETS” stand for?
Jihadis Eradicating The Skyscrapers.
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
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What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
Why do orphans hate the letter F?
Because the F stands for the family that didn't want them.
What does RIP stand for on Maddie's head stone?
Raped in Portugal!
What does Marine stand for?
Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Expected.