Stand for jokes
What do the initials NOW stand for?
(A.) National Organization For Women
(B.) National Organization of Whores
(C.) All the above
Answer:
Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.
ADHD stands for Attention Deficit Hey Donut.
The F in orphans stands for family...
The S in America stands for safe.
I asked what LGBTQ stands for, and I couldn’t get a straight answer.
I always win arguments against my handicapped girlfriend; she can't stand for herself.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.
I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
The "S" in Putin stands for smart.
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
🤔 What does BLM stand for? Blacks Love Masturbation 💘 💘 💘 💘 ☺ 😀 👍 👍
What does the Bible stand for?
Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth.
What does NASA stand for?
Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
The "p" in Africa stands for peace.
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
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