Stand for

Stand for jokes

Bible

What does the Bible stand for?

Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth.

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  • Atm

    P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.

    What does ATM stand for?

    Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.

    😂🤣

    Poop

    What do the initials POOP stand for?

    Polacks Order Our Poop. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩

    Violist

    Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.

    CIA

    What do the initials CIA stand for?

    Central Intelligence of A**holes.

    Argument

    I always win arguments against my handicapped girlfriend; she can't stand for herself.

    Rip

    What does RIP stand for on Maddie's head stone?

    Raped in Portugal!

    Lamborghini

    P = Person (not original "pun")

    P1: Hey girl! P2: I got a bf! P1: Well, I got a Lamborghini Aventador, a Bugatti Super Sports, a yacht, and a private plane. P2: BF stand for breakfast. P2: Oh, and also, where did you get all that stuff? P1: GTA5 P2: You motherfucker!!!

    (Communications with this person are now blocked)

    Influence

    Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.