Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
Why canβt orphans play baseball?
Because they canβt make a home run. πππππππππ
I fucking love Triple H and Jimmy Wang Yang!
Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯
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Did you hear about the baseball game between America and Ethiopia?
America - 8
Ethiopia - didn't.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they couldn't run home.
Why canβt orphans play baseball?
Because they canβt find home base.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in womenβs sports as a man.
Whatβs the best form of contraception?
Being a soccer fan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.