Sport jokes
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.
Lucky they're only balls, not real balls!
I'm Michael Sam. I'm gay.
My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.
All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't Fortnite.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
How do you light up a football stadium? With a football match.
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.
Why did the orphan fail in baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.
What did the baseball ⚾️ say to the bat?
“We should touch base.”
Basketballs are bigger than end.
I got hit in the balls by a tennis ball.