Sport jokes
"I'm very good in sports."
"In which sports?"
"EA Sports."
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat.
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What do Olympic sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing. They fast!
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.
Lucky they're only balls, not real balls!
I'm Michael Sam. I'm gay.
My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.
All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't Fortnite.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
How do you light up a football stadium? With a football match.
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.
Why did the orphan fail in baseball?
He couldn't find home.