Poke diver 1 sucks!
Awesome, amazing game!
China should be a baseball team.
S, ss, slalom. A.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Why can't Jesus play hockey?
He keeps getting nailed to the boards.
What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?
Cross country.
When you throw paper at a hill, you can say, "Hey, look, it is like Kobe's helicopter!"
Why are frogs good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
Ever absorb Griffin?
Brady Quinn!!
What is baseball?
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball? Because he didn’t know where home was
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
What's an orphans favourite sport? Tennis because it's the only love they'll get
Why can’t Orphans play sports? Because they don’t have a home team
Guy is at athletic meet. Asks guy if he is a pole vaulter.
He replies, "No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter?"
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
Q: Why doesn’t Toledo have a professional football team? A: Because then, Cincinnati would want one.