
Spend Time jokes
Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father.
Mommy is a YouTuber, she can never spend time with me.
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.
Why does Oscar Field have no friends? Because he spends time on his fields.
To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.
Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds.
I once ate a watch. It was time consuming.
People say that life is short.
I say... life is the longest thing we ever do.
I ate a clock yesterday. It was very time-consuming.
