Spend Time jokes

Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father.

Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.

What do you call two emos spending time together?

Hanging out.

Mommy is a YouTuber, she can never spend time with me.

Why does Oscar Field have no friends? Because he spends time on his fields.