Spend Time jokes

Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father.

Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.

Mommy is a YouTuber, she can never spend time with me.

What do you call two emos spending time together?

Hanging out.

Why does Oscar Field have no friends? Because he spends time on his fields.