Spend Time jokes

Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father.

Mommy is a YouTuber, she can never spend time with me.

What do you call two emos spending time together?

Hanging out.

Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.

Why does Oscar Field have no friends? Because he spends time on his fields.

To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.

Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds.

I once ate a watch. It was time consuming.

I ate a clock yesterday. It was very time-consuming.

People say that life is short.

I say... life is the longest thing we ever do.