Spend Time jokes

Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.

What do you call two emos spending time together?

Hanging out.

Mommy is a YouTuber, she can never spend time with me.

Why does Oscar Field have no friends? Because he spends time on his fields.

Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father.