Spell jokes
My friend said to me, "How do you spell Tom?" and I said, "T-O-M-M." He said, "That's not how you spell 'it's Tom.' You have to take out one 'M'."
So I said, "But which one?"
Spell "IOUT", no space.
Say:
"Eye"
Spell:
"Map"
Say:
"Ness"
Now say it fast!
What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!
Friend: Eric, spell mouse.
Eric: M O U S.
Friend: Yes - But what's on the end of it?
Spell IHOP, now say 'ness' at the end... 😂 ...I ate your penis!
If you spell "swim" backwards you get "miws."
Where is my dad?
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What's a chair's favorite snack?
Chair-ies or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.
Say "toast" three times. Spell "toast" three times. What do you put in a toaster? The answer?
"m m, ,m ,mbjbjb" is how she spelled.
How do you tell the difference between a Communist and everybody else? The way they are spelled.
Why didn’t Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledore’s army?
Because at one point poisonous gases were put in it.
If a wizard gets robbed by a muggle, has he been muggled?
"Spell ICUP."
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When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.
There are 3 things wrong with this world.
1. Spelling
2. Maths.
You do not spell "computer" like this; you spell it like this: "cumputer."
What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies? Fetus Deletus!