Spell jokes

Say:

"Eye"

Spell:

"Map"

Say:

"Ness"

Now say it fast!

What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!

Friend: Eric, spell mouse.

Eric: M O U S.

Friend: Yes - But what's on the end of it?

Spell IHOP, now say 'ness' at the end... 😂 ...I ate your penis!

If you spell "swim" backwards you get "miws."

Where is my dad?

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What's a chair's favorite snack?

Chair-ies or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.

Say "toast" three times. Spell "toast" three times. What do you put in a toaster? The answer?

"m m, ,m ,mbjbjb" is how she spelled.

How do you tell the difference between a Communist and everybody else? The way they are spelled.

Why didn’t Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledore’s army?

Because at one point poisonous gases were put in it.

If a wizard gets robbed by a muggle, has he been muggled?

"Spell ICUP."

Hello, Brudas, my name Badabeeyeabolamazoqanba. I, forty-eight-year man from Somalia. Sorry for bad England. I sold my wife for internet connect, and I am level thirteen in Roblacks. If you want to get batter in Roblacks, contact me at Gmail@borakoobama. Send me your bank account information and password. Than I well give you all the cotton you desire. Sorry for bad spelling. I kindergarden dropout.

When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.

There are 3 things wrong with this world.

1. Spelling

2. Maths.

You do not spell "computer" like this; you spell it like this: "cumputer."

What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?

Fetus Deletus!

How do you spell racecar backwards?

racecar

How do you spell racecar sideways?

Paul Walker's death.

What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand?

A ham sandwich.