Spell jokes

Once, there was a kid named Cale, but his classmates didn’t know it was spelled with a “C,” so they asked him if he could be their snack.

Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?

Ancestry.com is spelled with an “I” in Alabama.

Spell Mississippi.

M-I-S-S-I-P-P~

Haha you said pp.

What if "balloon" was spelled "balooon?" Thatf

Stephanie has a magic.

These are all really nice jokes, but here is one.

Boy: Spell ME.

Girl: M-E.

Boy: You forgot the D.

Girl: There is no D in ME.

Boy: Not yet.

Write 317537 on your calculator and turn it over to spell "Leslie."

All the traffic stopping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s?

That.

Your spelling is more morbid than any of these jokes.

Spell "I cup..." "I see you pee!"

Mrs. Mallara's boobs were (69) pounds. She said that was too too too much (69222), so she went to 51st Street (6922251) to visit Doctor X (6922251 x), and the surgery lasted 8 hours (6922251 x 8).

She ended up (the total flipped upside down spells boobless) (=)55378008

Hi, I...

Sorry, my cat touched my computer. I don't know how to delete.

The joke is that if you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?

Sorry guys, it's a hard word to spell.

Balls.

Some of you people on here are complete incels and need to learn how to spell and properly construct simplistic grammatical sentences that actually make sense.

I'm George Washington. I can't spell "teeth" or "American."

Bend over and spell run.

A person had a child named Bl, another named Es, and one named S. The next was named You. They were a very unholy family.

Their children were shamed upon because their names spell out "Bless you."

My friend said to me, "How do you spell Tom?" and I said, "T-O-M-M." He said, "That's not how you spell 'it's Tom.' You have to take out one 'M'."

So I said, "But which one?"

Spell "IOUT", no space.