What is a prostitutes favorite form of traffic control?
Speed Humps
Chuck: That's my sister, mister and I'm gonna save her
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
I told a kid in a wheelchair use your nitro boosts
I like my women like I like my traction control disabled.
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits a car's windshield at 100 mph?
Its ass.
When they say you live by the sword you die by the sword, not in Paul Walkers case he lived by the car died by a tree well I guess the car was stumped
why do midgets giggle when they run? because the grass tickles there balls
I was riding ya mom... LIKE SHE’S MARIO KART
What's up guys! Quandale Dingle here (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE) I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE x2 speed). I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that I will take over the worl
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour? Stopping it with a pitchfork.
Your hairline and my car goes lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk
I can't tell whats farther the great wall of China or how far Paul Walker flew out his windshield
They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds
Why do the brakes keep squeal.
Because the driver hit it to hard.
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Level 1 Feel it One Two Three Four Five Six Seven; end of level one
i went 80 mph on a school zone and one of the speed bumps screamed am i hallucinating?
Watersharky Music Productions Presents As It Was by Harry Styles Holdin' me back Gravity's holdin' me back I want you to hold out the palm of your hand Why don't we leave it at that? Nothin' to say When everything gets in the way Seems you cannot be replaced And I'm the one who will stay, oh-oh-oh In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same Answer the phone "Harry, you're no good alone Why are you sitting at home on the floor? What kind of pills are you on?" Ringin' the bell And nobody's coming to help Your daddy lives by himself He just wants to know that you're well, oh-oh-oh In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same Go home, get ahead, light-speed internet I don't wanna talk about the way that it was Leave America, two kids follow her I don't wanna talk about who's doin' it first
stop sign: if you speed ill call your parents orphans: going 180
What do we want? Racecar noises! When do we want them? NEOWWWWW
Don't let mistakes drag you down. My dad made one mistake but it ended up fulfilling the 5 year plan of heat energy generation in less than a millisecond.
