Spade jokes

So Fred accidentally cut off John's ear with his spade.

John and Fred were digging a ditch when Fred made a careless swipe with his spade and cut off John's ear.

"Help me find it in all this mud," said John. "If we find it, they can sew it back on."

After a couple of minutes, Fred triumphantly shouted, "Here it is," handing the ear to John.

"That's not it," said John, throwing the ear back into the muddy ditch. "Mine had a pencil behind it!"

Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!

What do you call a gold digger?

A miner.

"Bill, never do that again."

Bill, that's racist!

bill tran

Ur mum.

Teddy

We have invented the spade! This is groundbreaking!

"We've invented the spade!"

"Oh wow, this is ground-breaking!"

The Ace of Spades was Hippy Flipping.

The shovel was a groundbreaking invention.

Marriage is like a deck of cards.

In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.

By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.