Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead it also had rings
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy
can we have a party in space? .... First we need to planet ;) get it plan it = planet
I am throwing a party in space can you help me planet
I wrote my pen is big but for got to space pen is
An astronomer walked up to me and I was like, "Give me some SPACE...".
Are u getting the funnys
Stephen Hawkins was one of the best scientists ever, Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.
How many astronauts can you fit into a VW Bug? 11, 4 in the seats, seven in the ashtray.
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts
science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrappers
Did you hear about the restaurant there putting on the moon Good food but no atmosphere
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight
How does the man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipes it!
North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first. Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first." The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die." Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."
What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one
What did Captain Picard say when he brought his sewing machine to the repairman? -- "Make it sew."
Where did Milky Way get it's degree? -- At the university.
What did Earth say to the other planets? -- "You guys have no life!"
How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.
How many ears does Captain Picard have? -- Three: A left ear, a right ear and a final front ear.
