Space opera jokes

What is Obi-Wan Kenobi's greatest enemy?

The low ground.

What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?

Hans Solo.

What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister?

You better not lay a finger on her!

Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time?

Because it was Luke warm.

Stormtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son.

Palpatine: Knew it.

Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!

What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?

A Jedi Flight.

What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?

His Boba Pet.

Imperial Pilot: What do you think about the new Tie fighter?

Palpatine: Flew it.

What is money called in space?

Star bucks.

What do planets like to read? Comet books!

Hubble just spotted something huge coming out of Uranus.

Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.

I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training program.