Space opera jokes

Luke Skywalker

What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister?

You better not lay a finger on her!

Penis

Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time?

Because it was Luke warm.

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  • Son

    Stormtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son.

    Palpatine: Knew it.

    Jedi

    What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?

    A Jedi Flight.

    Pet

    What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?

    His Boba Pet.

    Fighter

    Imperial Pilot: What do you think about the new Tie fighter?

    Palpatine: Flew it.