Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
What is Obi-Wan Kenobi's greatest enemy?
The low ground.
Stormtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son.
Palpatine: Knew it.
Imperial Pilot: What do you think about the new Tie fighter?
Palpatine: Flew it.
What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister?
You better not lay a finger on her!
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?
His Boba Pet.
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time?
Because it was Luke warm.
