Space opera jokes

Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!

What is Obi-Wan Kenobi's greatest enemy?

The low ground.

Stormtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son.

Palpatine: Knew it.

Imperial Pilot: What do you think about the new Tie fighter?

Palpatine: Flew it.

What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister?

You better not lay a finger on her!

What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?

Hans Solo.

What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?

His Boba Pet.

What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?

A Jedi Flight.

Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time?

Because it was Luke warm.