What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room? Redundant.
Ha ha ha kyabath hai
How did Fortnite record their henchman sounds? They asked a bunch of kids with down syndrome to film a documentary.
3 men were captured by a tribe and tortured. The leader of the tribe tells them that they would live, only if they could achieve one thing. They had to go out and find 10 pieces of the same fruit each. The first person returned with apples, the leader said that he had to put all 10 of them up into his ass without making a sound, or he would be killed. 1…2 he screamed. The next person came back with grapes, 1,2,3, he counted up to 8, but began to burst out laughing, he was killed. In heaven, the first man asked him why he laughed if he was doing so well, “well i saw the third guy coming back with fucking pineapples”
Logic fire bars in fottntoe sped up to sound like he chipmmumnun like Alvin and Simoen ans z Theode :)
For some reason, quarks sound really strange to me.
What does it sound when a dragon sings? A fire alarm
What does a Chinese machine gun sound like? “ching chong ching chong tang tang”
What does a Chinese machine gun sound like? “ching chong ching chong tang tang”
What sound does a nut make when it comes alive ? Christmas 🎄
Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew!
About a dog
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew
Being gay sounds like a pain in the ass
what is a cows favorite move?-- the sound of moooosic
You want to hear a dirty joke?
This guy and this girl were having sex when the guys boss called to ask why he wasn’t at work. The guy responds, "I’m sick" His boss replies, "you don’t sound sick" The guy says, “I’m fucking my sister” and hangs up the phone
Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
knock, knock. Who’s there? who. who who? you sound like an owl.
What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A: A carrot!
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