SOS jokes
Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.
Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!
Yo mama so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
Your ma is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
Memes
Every time I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep.
There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, so I unplug them.
You're so bald that your hairline is receding faster than my bank account after a trip to Las Vegas.
Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected."
Yo mama so dumb, when the bartender said "beer is on the house" she grabbed a ladder.
Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.
Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dick's dick is still bigger than Bruce Lee.
You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.
So, a man finds a woman on a train track while he's on his way to a bar, and they had a lot of sex.
When he gets to the bar, he brags about the different sex positions they used, and one of the guys says, "Oh, did you do head?"
He responded with, "No, I couldn't find the head."
Your mama is so ugly, she tried summoning Candyman, but he refused to come!
Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣
Your teeth are so yellow they slow down traffic.
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.
Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"
John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because people always said, "Go big or go home," and he only had one option. 😂🤣
Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!
"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.