Yo mama is so fat, when she nocliped into the backrooms, she was in level 0 and level 999 at the same time.
Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected."
We stopped by the reception desk, but the receptionist informed us, "I am wan kin the manager." So we just left in disgust!
You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
Bro, your hairline is so far back not even Dora the Explorer can find it!
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.
So, a man finds a woman on a train track while he's on his way to a bar, and they had a lot of sex.
When he gets to the bar, he brags about the different sex positions they used, and one of the guys says, "Oh, did you do head?"
He responded with, "No, I couldn't find the head."
"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.
Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.
Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"
John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"
Your teeth are so yellow they slow down traffic.
Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.
Somebody told me to cheer up so.... I told him to pass me a rope :)
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
My grief counselor died just the other day.
He was so good though, I didn't care.
Get a calculator.
Okay, anyways, Sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs) and her friend said it was 222 many. She got caught by the police and was taken to 51st Street. She got arrested for x8 days, so she was BOOBLESS.
You look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if I give you this flower, will you finger my bum?
