SOS jokes

Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.

Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals.

In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them, and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky.

The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud!"

Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?

The cemetery is so crowded, people are just dying to get in.

Nobody: Aww, that's so sad!

Me: Just like me.

Why are Indians so good at football?

Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.

Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.

Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.

My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...

So I threw a coconut at her.

Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.

Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.

Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!

Yo mama so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents

Your ma is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.

Every time I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep.

There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, so I unplug them.

You're so bald that your hairline is receding faster than my bank account after a trip to Las Vegas.

Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected."

Yo mama so dumb, when the bartender said "beer is on the house" she grabbed a ladder.

Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.

You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.