SOS jokes

Mama

Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.

Mama

Your mama is so fat.

She went on a diet and solved world hunger!

Mama

Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.

Mama

Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.

Memes

Country

My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.

Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.

Orphan

Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?

They both have "No Way Home."

Hairline

Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?

OnlyFans

Roses are red, violets are blue, give me free OnlyFans so I don't touch the youth.

Santa

Why is Santa so happy? He knows where all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.

Mom

Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.

Love

Gwen, please just come back. I love you and I miss you so much!

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"