SOS jokes

Why did I f*** my dad?

So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?

Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.

Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶.

One day I was working at the bank, doing my job. Then suddenly a woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over. Then I told her that her balance is un-balanced.

Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!

So Timmy was walking down the street with his friend Lea. Suddenly a car drives by and Timmy waves at the car.

Lea looks at him, puzzled, then later asks him; "Why'd you wave at that car back there?"

Timmy replies "Oh that was my brother, he went to the bar. He must just be driving home..."

You're so skinny you're a thin stick.

You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.

You're so ugly you got stuff for free.

You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.

You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.

You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.

Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF

Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.

Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.

Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.

Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!

My life, haha, so funny!

Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.

Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!

My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.

There was an enemy with a machine gun.

My commander said, "Un-arm the enemy."

So I ran over to the enemy and chopped his arms off.

So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.

That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.

Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.

I don't know why everyone cares so much about 3D printers. I've had a Canon printer for years.