SOS jokes
You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.
Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.
Your mama is so fat.
She went on a diet and solved world hunger!
Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.
Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.
Memes
This joke is so bad I don't even know what I wrote at this point.
My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.
Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
I got hired by an orphan to commit crimes, so he could become wanted.
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me free OnlyFans so I don't touch the youth.
You are so ugly Santa goes "ho ho ho holy sh*t."
Yo mama is so ugly that Satan started going to church!
Why is Santa so happy? He knows where all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.
Gwen, please just come back. I love you and I miss you so much!
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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