Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.
You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."
Only if Africans knew about condoms, so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of AIDS.
A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!
My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.
Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!
Me: I wouldn’t want to be with a shitmate.
Shitmate: You’re so shitable.
Me: Bring banana ice cream.
Shitmate: Never happening.
You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
This joke is so bad I don't even know what I wrote at this point.
My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.
Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.
You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.
You are so ugly, when you were born, your mother asked for a receipt.
