Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!
Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
You're so skinny when you lift up weights, you fall through your asshole.
Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"
Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.
Okay, so I have a dairy and sugar allergy, and if I eat it, I get REALLY CONSTIPATED, so this is me when I’m constipated ᕙ(⇀‸↼‵‵)ᕗ lol.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.
You're so hot!
You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.
Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.
So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.
Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.
You are so cat
You are so dumb
why are so many people making fun of people with wheel chairs?
-they can’t stand up for themselves
Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology.
The doctor gave his patient 1 day of life so he shot him then the judge gave him 15 years so there you go problem solved.
