Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!
SOS Jokes
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit on the rainbow.
Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her tit, I got a mouthful of knee.
Best thing ever right here.
So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.
Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.
You are so cat.
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password. Me: I don't have a password. So you *won't* have a d*ck after I tear it off you.
Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
Your hairline is so long that when I put it on email, it didn't send, which is ETHAN BRIDEWATER.
My sister is so dumb, she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
Why is willb103 so funny?!!
Because he made the joke home page!!!
Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.
Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!
"Me fa so?"
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
