SOS jokes

Yo mama so black, when God saw her, he said, "Let there be light!" but twice.

Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...

So, one day I saw a dog outside, so I played with it. Then I was like, "I’m gonna see its name and where it lives." So I did. Then... its name was Momo. Then I looked to see where it lived. It said "Joe Momma Street."

Have you ever seen that weird ad that pops up at the bottom: sexy Russian babes looking for men older than 30, and they're 18, so is it a reverse pedo? Oh well.

Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.

Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the sh*t out of the toilet.

Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a haunted house......

And came back out with a job application, then that ran away *CAUSE SHE'S A UGLY FUCK*

A turtle was walking down the street when suddenly a snail came and robbed him. When the police came, they asked what happened. The turtle responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"

Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!

I tried to dress hot so my boyfriend would cast some attention upon me, but it just made him sweat.

I'm lonely, but all I have is my cheeseburger, but what is the matter of living if you only have one thing?

But a cheeseburger is all you need 'cause it has 1,000,000,000,000 bucks man, so I can't just take it and spend it wherever I want.

How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!

I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.

Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.

Why are chickens so awesome? Because... Chicken noise.

Why are New Yorkers so good at reading?

Some of them went through 100 stories in 10 seconds.

Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?

Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.

Violets are blue, or green, so is your face so ugly, too.

America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"

UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.

America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

(Omg omg literally dislike I'm so cringe!)