How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!
SOS Jokes
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.
Why are chickens so awesome? Because... Chicken noise.
Why are New Yorkers so good at reading?
Some of them went through 100 stories in 10 seconds.
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
Violets are blue, or green, so is your face so ugly, too.
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
(Omg omg literally dislike I'm so cringe!)
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣
Yo mama so fat, she is fat!
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
Yo mama so hairy, when the baby came out, the baby died because of carpet burning!
Bully: You are a piece of shit.
Person: No, I'm not a piece, and I'm not brown... so no, honey.
Why did the mermaid want to go to the evil monster so it could get a real joke? Ha, ah, ah, ha!
5+2 = 7
But 4+3 also = 7
So take your own path.
Why is sex with pandas so much fun?
I don't know, it just is. 🐼
I was running away from expired grocery items with my friend, when I got out I noticed he was left for bread. I felt so guilty, he was toast. I'm not loafing this.
