SOS jokes
So this guy thought he was funny by pissing on the floor and not in the urinal.
Later on, I guess some kid ran into the bathroom because, well, he probably had to go, but yeah, he slipped and fell and hit his head on the urinal, so all in all it was a pretty good prank on his part.
Yo mama so hairy, when the baby came out, the baby died because of carpet burning!
My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower.
Why is Hugh's mum so fucking fat?
Because she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6,789.
Friend: I have the eye of the tiger.
Me: So what? I have the balls of a gorilla.
Parents: We can't come back to the zoo next week!
Memes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said "Damn!"
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
Why did the mermaid want to go to the evil monster so it could get a real joke? Ha, ah, ah, ha!
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
(Omg omg literally dislike I'm so cringe!)
You're so poor, you only got 2 jokes.
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.
My little sister that is 10 is so ugly her hairline can't even be found by Dora the Explorer.