SOS jokes
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣
Yo mama so fat, she is fat!
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
Yo mama so hairy, when the baby came out, the baby died because of carpet burning!
Memes
Bully: You are a piece of shit.
Person: No, I'm not a piece, and I'm not brown... so no, honey.
Why did the mermaid want to go to the evil monster so it could get a real joke? Ha, ah, ah, ha!
5+2 = 7
But 4+3 also = 7
So take your own path.
Why is sex with pandas so much fun?
I don't know, it just is. 🐼
I was running away from expired grocery items with my friend, when I got out I noticed he was left for bread. I felt so guilty, he was toast. I'm not loafing this.
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
Friend: I have the eye of the tiger.
Me: So what? I have the balls of a gorilla.
Parents: We can't come back to the zoo next week!
My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower.
Which mineral is so impolite?
IRONic.
You are so small that you play hockey against the curb!
My wife told me to give her 8 inches, so I had to have sex with her 4 times and punch her in the nose.
Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.
When she says she wrestles, so you pull out your dick and she punches it.
Why was the sea so friendly? Because it gave a little wave.
Why is Hugh's mum so fucking fat?
Because she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6,789.