SOS jokes

Mum

Stinking poo poo bum.

Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣

Mama

Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!

Yo mama

Yo mama so hairy, when the baby came out, the baby died because of carpet burning!

Memes

Piece

Bully: You are a piece of shit.

Person: No, I'm not a piece, and I'm not brown... so no, honey.

Mermaid

Why did the mermaid want to go to the evil monster so it could get a real joke? Ha, ah, ah, ha!

Sex

Why is sex with pandas so much fun?

I don't know, it just is. 🐼

Bread

I was running away from expired grocery items with my friend, when I got out I noticed he was left for bread. I felt so guilty, he was toast. I'm not loafing this.

House

It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)

Zoo

Friend: I have the eye of the tiger.

Me: So what? I have the balls of a gorilla.

Parents: We can't come back to the zoo next week!

Water

My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower.

Inch

My wife told me to give her 8 inches, so I had to have sex with her 4 times and punch her in the nose.

Momma

Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.

Mum

Why is Hugh's mum so fucking fat?

Because she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6,789.