You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!
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Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.
Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...
Damn, that joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”
My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
This joke is so that this reaches 69 jokes.
You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.
Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it has many problems.
Having sex in an elevator is wrong. On so many levels.
Hi guys, jokes for sister.
So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.
My wife told me to hang her the salt, so I beat the shit out of her. My name's Kyle, by the way.
Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
