SOS jokes

Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!

Yo forehead is so big, Albert Einstein couldn’t figure out the measurement of it!

Yo mama so old, she witnessed Noah building the ark.

My willy was feeling itchy, so I decided to go to the doctor.

My doctor was foreign and spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. As I returned home, I noticed my willy was gone! Pessi stole my PENis thinking it was a Penalty just so he could statpad. SHAME ON YOU!

Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.

Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.

Yo mama is so big, her belt size is "equator."

Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!

She's so ugly, she has to sneak up on a mirror.

You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!

Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!

Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.

There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.

Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...

Damn, that joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.

Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.

Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.

Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”

My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.

Why are orphans so gay?

They need to be more gay!

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