Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.
SOS Jokes
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.
P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.
That’s the punch line.
Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
We are in a matrix, wake up.
If a girl says no twice 🤔.
Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!
The woman said stop, but the man kept going, so the wife just kept fucking.
My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach.
She asked me "Why the hell did you do that?!?!?" "I wanted to let you know I'm pro abortion."
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.
His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
Yo forehead is so big, Albert Einstein couldn’t figure out the measurement of it!
Yo mama so old, she witnessed Noah building the ark.
My willy was feeling itchy, so I decided to go to the doctor.
My doctor was foreign and spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. As I returned home, I noticed my willy was gone! Pessi stole my PENis thinking it was a Penalty just so he could statpad. SHAME ON YOU!
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.
Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.
Yo mama is so big, her belt size is "equator."
Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!
She's so ugly, she has to sneak up on a mirror.
