SOS jokes

Women have so much evil in their blood that God has to drain it once a month. Hehehehehe

There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.

My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.

Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!

I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked, "Where are you from?" and I said Portugal. He replied, "So you are a fellow countryman of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out!!" Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Penaldo, for costing me my dream job!

I asked my mother about her mom.

She said she was in a better place. After that, I asked her where that place is. She didn't know, so I sent her to a better place.

Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...

Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!

Ur dad is gay!

Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.

I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.

Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.

This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.

P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.

So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.

That’s the punch line.

Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

We are in a matrix, wake up.

If a girl says no twice 🤔.

Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!

The woman said stop, but the man kept going, so the wife just kept fucking.

My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach.

She asked me "Why the hell did you do that?!?!?" "I wanted to let you know I'm pro abortion."

So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"

Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"

A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.

His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.