Yo mama so OLD...
Her first Christmas... WAS the FIRST CHRISTMAS!
SOS Jokes
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.
I'm an orphan, so kidnap me.
I'm so emo, my blood is black.
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.
Yo mama is so stupid, when she took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left,” she went home.
Helen Keller can use Hodled's words because they are so bad.
Gwen I set out some chats for us just got to pr!
Btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff, so I am using my school computer. I don't have long, but I will make sure to have some time 4 u.
During Covid, lockdown went on for so long that even the agoraphobics got cabin fever.
Yo mama is so fat she turned the mermaids to fishes.
Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"
She’s so nice.
Hello worstjokesever.com, I am not typing but instead using a microphone to speech, ding me a period.
I don’t see what’s coming up, but I don’t know why I am sending, so it will be random or funny or just stupid, LOL. So like and subscribe and...
Your forehead is so big Mega Mind gets jealous.
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
Doctor: I’m so sorry, sir, but you only have a couple months left.
The sir: My children will be devastated.
Doctor: But I have a shot that can change that.
The sir: Whatever it takes.
*Suppressed gunshots*
Your forehead is so big, if you fell, you would knock out your whole state cold.
