SOS jokes
Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.
Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
Animals are just... so hot!
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
Memes
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom? Because it was so poopy.
My dad told me "No electronics at the table," so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
Why did the human eat cereal in the bathroom?
So he could querk.
It’s so sad how Stephen Hawking was just rolling too far away from the outlet. RIP :(
Your mama is so fat, the Marvel Universe disappeared.
Your mama is so ugly, her shadow got a restraining order.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.
Yo mama is so big, her belt size is "equator."
Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”