SOS jokes

You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.

You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.

You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.

Why did the math book look so sad?

Because it has many problems.

Having sex in an elevator is wrong. On so many levels.

Hi guys, jokes for sister.

So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.

My wife told me to hang her the salt, so I beat the shit out of her. My name's Kyle, by the way.

Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.

So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.

Yo mama so OLD...

Her first Christmas... WAS the FIRST CHRISTMAS!

Best friend makes joke about 9/11.

Me: My pop was a part of that!

Best friend: So sorry!

Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.

Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.

I'm an orphan, so kidnap me.

I'm so emo, my blood is black.

Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!

Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Yo mama is so stupid, when she took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left,” she went home.

Helen Keller can use Hodled's words because they are so bad.

Gwen I set out some chats for us just got to pr!

Btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff, so I am using my school computer. I don't have long, but I will make sure to have some time 4 u.