Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
SOS Jokes
So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo. All they said was I could ride him, it would be expensive though, since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100.
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
I asked my nan if she wouldn't mind shitting in a bucket when we went camping. She replied, "Why the fuck would I want to sit in a bucket?" So eventually she did, and I took the best shit I have ever had!
My girlfriend was born on February 29th, so does that mean she is 2 years old?
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.
Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.
Women have so much evil in their blood that God has to drain it once a month. Hehehehehe
I was stark nude. Hehe, I was. I truly and sincerely was.
The nurses giggled and said, "Joseph, why the hell is your wiener so loving?"
My penis purred and stroked their hands. I laughed and said, "I do not know."
There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked, "Where are you from?" and I said Portugal. He replied, "So you are a fellow countryman of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out!!" Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Penaldo, for costing me my dream job!
I asked my mother about her mom.
She said she was in a better place. After that, I asked her where that place is. She didn't know, so I sent her to a better place.
Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
Ur dad is gay!
Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.
I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
