SOS jokes
Donald Trump is so stupid his fanboys dislike this.
Yo mama's so fat, there's not enough yo mama's so fat jokes to tell how fat she is.
Your mum's so dumb, she thought Pornhub was a corn hub!
Johnny eats a lot of ham, so he catches lots of spam.
Yo mama was so big, she was the iceberg that sunk the Titanic.
Memes
This is so bad
Yo mama's so fat, she even studied for the corona test.
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Why is Sally on TikTok?
Because she wants followers, so follow carcar1431 and xox.meg.xox1.
So there was this girl and her horse would not stop following her, so she said, "Stop horsing around!"
Get it? "Horse-ing."
Stop with dumb orphan jokes, you dumb ass people!!!!!!!!!!
They're not funny one bit, so stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!
Did you know that "girlfriend" at the end, it starts with "end." So does "boyfriend," and "friend" have "end" at the end of it, but "family" at the end it "ily" I love you.
If your butt hurts real bad, put some vapor rub and booty cream on it so it can heal back to normal.
I said to my wife that she's so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it never came back.
So, if being a paedophile is a career, then burying the bodies must be gardening.
There was a man in a tower, and the other man thought it was a girl, so he said, "Let down your long hair." He said, "OK, I will let my big, super long, hairy penis down for you to climb and suck." Then the other man said, "If you have such a long dick, suck it yourself. See ya, b*tch."
One day, this dad and his son went to a basketball factory, and the son said, "I want to buy some balls." The dad said, "What for?" The son said, "So you can have some balls."
My friend said to me, "How do you spell Tom?" and I said, "T-O-M-M." He said, "That's not how you spell 'it's Tom.' You have to take out one 'M'."
So I said, "But which one?"
Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"
My friend Amir didn’t have the greatest driving record because of all the car crashes he got in. He only crashed his plane once in a building, so he had a much better flying record.