SOS jokes

You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.

"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.

So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"

Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!

Your mama is so old, her first Christmas, she was a Wiseman's +1.

Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.

Yo life so miserable, the adoption center wouldn't sell you, just give you away!

Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.

I saw a kid crying yesterday, so I asked him, "Where are your parents?"

Bad move, I got fired from my job at the Orphanage.

My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!

Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.

Why is NASA so sus?

'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.

So, Dad is teaching his 8-year-old son about the planets and said, "This is Uranus." Then the 5-year-old son says, "Where is my anus?"

Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized at SeaWorld!

Why were the Twin Towers so mad?

They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.

Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.

You're so fake, Barbie was jealous of you!

You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.

Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.

Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.