SOS jokes

Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?

Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.

What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?

One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.

Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!

Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣

"Balls" got me like: 😂

Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!

Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.

What's the difference between you and me?

I have a plan for this new year.

So long, suckers. Keep scrolling.

Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"

Your mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.

Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.

Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!

Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.

You're so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller.

A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.

The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!

I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies.

She is not “fun to be around.”

You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.

You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.

So Little Johnny saw a robbery, so he tried to stop the robber. To the robber's surprise, he was amazed. So Johnny got 20 shots to the head. The End.

When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.

And then Mark came in.