SOS jokes

Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?

So they can climb a fence easier.

Why is America so bad at Clash of Clans? Because we already lost two towers.

You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!

Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."

Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!

Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.

Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.

Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?

Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.

Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.

Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.

Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.

Your hairline is so wonky that it looks like the McDonald’s sign.

Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.

Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.

Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣

Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"

"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝