What did a skeleton say when he's alone?
"I'm so bonely..."
SOS Jokes
Why is there A/C in hospitals?
So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.
Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.
So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"
Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow.
Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick.
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
You’re so short, you must need a ladder to reach your advice and dreams.
Why was the people's wedding so miserable...
'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!
Hey, who thinks Gwen is a dummy, so is Jaden and Kenya!
What song does an orphan hate?...
"I'm so lonely."
Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Just kidding!
My sis came up to me and said, "Mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year."
"So, uh, you free tomorrow?" 😂
Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.
Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!
Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.
