SOS jokes

Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.

You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the pool, the water jumped out!

Yo mama so stupid that she had an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.

Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.

It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.

So um uh I like people who like people who like people.

My friend said she was tired of seeing me every day.

So I pushed her off the side of a cliff.

Tazzaro got me like: 😂

Orphans got me like: 😂

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People are so f***ed up. I belated "Frickin' BTW!"

So a lady came up to me today at the bank, and she asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

A husband and wife get into a fight. The wife says, "Go blow off some steam. I’ll let you fuck a hooker." So he does that, comes back, and says, "I’m off the hook now!"

Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.

Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.

Yo mama so fat that Thanos had to snap twice!

Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.

What did a skeleton say when he's alone?

"I'm so bonely..."