SOS jokes

Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.

Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.

You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.

Tazzaro got me like: 😂

Orphans got me like: 😂

"Balls" got me like: 😂

People are so f***ed up. I belated "Frickin' BTW!"

So a lady came up to me today at the bank, and she asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!

Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"

Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.

Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.

Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?

Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.

What's the difference between you and me?

I have a plan for this new year.

So long, suckers. Keep scrolling.

What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?

One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.

Your mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.

Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!

You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.

I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies.

She is not “fun to be around.”

You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.