SOS jokes

Follow me.

I heard a noise, so I'm dead.

Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.

Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

Yo mama so fat,

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You're so skinny the world turns to the left!

Why do orphans like Darth Vader?

So he can say, "I'm your father!"

You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.

So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]

Why should cemeteries be built next to orphanages?

So the orphans can see their parents.

Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.

Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.

You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.

Tazzaro got me like: 😂

Orphans got me like: 😂

"Balls" got me like: 😂

People are so f***ed up. I belated "Frickin' BTW!"

So a lady came up to me today at the bank, and she asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!

Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"