SOS jokes

Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?

Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.

That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!

Why can orphans travel so much?

They don't get homesick.

Yo mama so FAT...

That when she had sex with you...

Your balls turned to pancakes.

Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.

I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.

Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"

I wish I had emo nails,

So they could cut themselves.

Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.

We have a teacher in school. His name is Haybrock, but he is gay, so we call him Gaybrock.

Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.

Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.

Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!

Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!

I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.

My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."

Me and my suicidal friend are close, so I took him to the mall to treat him.

We bought snacks, a new controller for his Xbox, and LED lights for his room to hopefully brighten his mood. After we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.

So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).

Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.