SOS jokes

I wish I had emo nails,

So they could cut themselves.

Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.

We have a teacher in school. His name is Haybrock, but he is gay, so we call him Gaybrock.

Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.

Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.

Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!

Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!

I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.

My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."

Me and my suicidal friend are close, so I took him to the mall to treat him.

We bought snacks, a new controller for his Xbox, and LED lights for his room to hopefully brighten his mood. After we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.

So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).

Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.

Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?

I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.

You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.

A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"

And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"

Hey guys, so we have a friend group and we need followers and people! So far it's me and Royal. If you want to join just comment why and you're in unless people have reasons to not want you!

Emos are so predictable: sleep, eat, cut, repeat.

Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.

You're so skinny my grandma gonna use you like a cane.