SOS jokes

Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"

Your mama is so stupid that when she heard drinks were on the house, she grabbed a ladder.

The wedding was so emotional, even the cake was in tiers.

Yo mama so fat even Dora can't explore it.

One day I had the munchies, so I ate a clock. It was very... time consuming.

Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!

Guys tell me that I have a MILF for a mom. So I told my mom that guys tell me that she is a MILF. My mom said to me, "What is a MILF?" so I said, "Mother I'd Like TO F-ck." So my mom started to laugh and said, "Well, you do need a new step dad."

Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."

One day an old woman came into the bank and asked me to check her balance... So, I pushed her over.

Evan, this is Mya, and your mom told me you were adopted, so we are done. Bye, don’t talk to me.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a jigsaw meant dancing with a saw!

Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.

It's also why he has no eyes.

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!

Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.

(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)

What is so good about a dog that cannot see? Nothing is good.

Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.

Your mama so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas!

Where do you think all the orphans went?

In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.

It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.

Why did the orphan go to church?

So he gets to call someone father.