SOS jokes

Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?

I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.

You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.

A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"

And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"

Hey guys, so we have a friend group and we need followers and people! So far it's me and Royal. If you want to join just comment why and you're in unless people have reasons to not want you!

Emos are so predictable: sleep, eat, cut, repeat.

Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.

You're so skinny my grandma gonna use you like a cane.

Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?

What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?

You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.

Little Johnny said to his mate, "I bet I can make you swear." His mate said, "Good luck." So Johnny told his mate that he slept with his sister. His mate yelled, "I'm gonna fucking kill you!"

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Your mama so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas!

One knight, a king, and a queen went fishing. They each caught one fish, so how did three fish end up in the bucket?

One "knight"!!!

Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.

She got mad and ate the bus!

Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!

Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.

If you were to ask me, "Where would be the worst place to commit a crime?" I would say a multi-storey car park, because if you think about it, it would be wrong on so many levels.

Why do orphans play GTA?

So they can get wanted.

Why do orphans want to get married so bad?

To have someone to call "daddy."

I'm so gay.