SOS jokes

"Let it go, LET IT GO!" Blah blah blah whatever the rest of the song says dun dun blah blah blah my mom never bothered me anyway.

I'm bored 😴 so that's why I sang in my wonderful voice for a few seconds and wasted your time.

Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?

An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.

Why are orphans always so successful? Because when they're told "go big or go home," they only have one option.

As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.

Yo mama is so stupid, she took her dog to the vet because she thought he had a tube of lipstick stuck between his legs.

You're so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.

Kid: You're so fat!

Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.

Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

9/11

This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!

Random guy: Hi, how old are you?

Me: 15

The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.

Me: Do you know what else is a number?

The guy: What?

Me: 911

Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.

Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.

What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.

Joe mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it’s still printing!

Yo mama so fat, even Thanos had to snap twice.

Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏

Yo mama so stupid... she stared at an orange juice carton because it said, "CONCENTRATE!"

So here's Uranus, where's my anus?

In the Bible, it says Jesus died for our sins, but he came back to life, so what did he sacrifice?

Was it a weekend to wash away our sins?

Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.

My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂

Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎