SOS jokes

What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.

Social media after banning Trump from every platform: “Haha he’s so embarrassed that he doesn’t speak anymore...what an idiot!”

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"

Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.

Who was the meanest man in the world?

He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well, but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.

Your hairline goes so far back, your forehead got a six pack.

You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.

Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.

"Let it go, LET IT GO!" Blah blah blah whatever the rest of the song says dun dun blah blah blah my mom never bothered me anyway.

I'm bored 😴 so that's why I sang in my wonderful voice for a few seconds and wasted your time.

Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?

An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.

Why are orphans always so successful? Because when they're told "go big or go home," they only have one option.

As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.

Yo mama is so stupid, she took her dog to the vet because she thought he had a tube of lipstick stuck between his legs.

You're so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.

Kid: You're so fat!

Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.

Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

9/11

This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!

Random guy: Hi, how old are you?

Me: 15

The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.

Me: Do you know what else is a number?

The guy: What?

Me: 911

Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.

Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.

What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.