SOS jokes

Joe mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it’s still printing!

Yo mama so fat, even Thanos had to snap twice.

Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏

Yo mama so stupid... she stared at an orange juice carton because it said, "CONCENTRATE!"

So here's Uranus, where's my anus?

In the Bible, it says Jesus died for our sins, but he came back to life, so what did he sacrifice?

Was it a weekend to wash away our sins?

Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.

My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂

Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎

She said she was hungry. So I fucked her in the ass and gave her a chili dog.

Gutted rn... the girl I loved hard just got in a relationship. She liked me too so I missed the chance. Idk if she still does... man...

Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven.

Yo daddy so stupid, he went to the HO-tel to see some hoes.

Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”

Fat people are thirsty, so I piss in their mouth.

Your forehead [is] so big [that] every time you shout, your forehead starts pulsing.

A cow was walking down the road, and it saw a beautiful cloud in the sky, so it said, "That is an a-moo-zing cloud!"

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I am gay, so are you.

So I was walking in a store, and a carrot and a lettuce said, "Lettuce leaf!" to me.

Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?

The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.

Why is Santa so fat?

He only comes once a year.